How To Die Alone

On this week's episode, David is apparently immune to CBD and working from his cloffice, Matt Williams is on the unemployment frontlines, flappers face a struggle, we work our way to the center of Pringles can, Stephen talks about the work wank, the intern wrote down "spaghetti incident" (that's probably something) and Matt Carter lost his dang ol' patience!

On this week's episode, we've got Tampa Bay's own Steve Miller! We're talking about that quarantine life, our future dates, and emotionally debating "The Irishman". 

On this episode, we've got Amanda the Intern, live in the virtual studio. Amanda teaches us a thing or three about how to be a TikTok legend, Matty follows a Kardashian on Twitter, David imagines himself as a skinny man, Amanda diagnoses some very regular animals for very confused people, Stephen struggles to crack crab legs, and we take a trip down the road of BDSMe Street.

From "Neil Reviews It" on YouTube and "The Diarrhea Guy" on CNN, we've got Neil Rubenstein! We talk about the future of Amanda the intern, Neil's recurring interviews on CNN about his symptoms in the outbreak, Neil learns David some freedom, Matt explains how Neil has amazing parking luck, and apparently there's McDonald's in NY that's a cut above the rest.

It's a How to Die Alone classic! We got Matt Williams back for a vintage style remote episode. Matt and Stephen get their guns, Stephen misses human contact while working from home, Matt tries to interpret felines, and David learns the finer points of pate.

We've got local comic Sean Harper in on this remote podcast (they're all remote, due to plague). Matt Carter debunks James Cameron's Titanic theories, David attempts to escape Tarkov, we're talking about how Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Bill Cosby are on equal footing, Stephen rambles on and on about the economy, rich kids skip school differently, David and Sean debate the finer points of the Tesla truck, and we all learn a little better how to do taxes.

Stephen, Matt Carter, and David are podcasting remotely from secured locations during the end of the world. We're washing our hands and keeping our distance. And then washing our hands some more. Stay safe during COVID-19, gang.

Davey goes belly button jousting, Matt Carter makes homemade sanitizer to survive the COVID-19 plague, Stephen and Matt hate wedding songs, David's car gets towed (again), we imagine Tom Hanks in Mel Gibson movies, and we discuss what life is like now that sports are dead.

Matt Carter performs comedy wildly drunk, David and Stephen talk about Aaron Berg's classic documentary "25 Sets", Matt's time working at a bowling alley was kind of shitty, Stephen pitches a new Jason Statham movie, we're lost in the Oz, and we've got some hot takes on craft beer, fellas and ladyfellas.

We're joined by Mike Morris for this week's episode! We try to decide what's a soup and what's a stew, Stephen gets into a fracas in Ybor, some guy gets a grip on Matt Carter, Stephen's dog gets in deep shit, David feeds a kid a healthy fruit based diet, Matt's dog pisses herself over fish, Matt Williams and David start a restaurant, and Mike learns us a thing or three about DUIs.

From the "Neverending Tour", we got Patrick Garrity! He talks to us about what it's like to live on the road and what it's like dealing with the business, Patrick and David fight over hockey fandom, and David is a man of the world.

In this week's episode, we're down a Matt Carter, but we picked up an Austin Young and a Mike Stevens! We're talking about the trash beaches of Fort Myers and how it's an irredeemable garbage hole of a town, Mike reminisces about meeting an old magician as a kid, Austin explains how Adidas sponsored athletes train and about rural culture, we remember the magic of "Of Mice and Men, and old people eat at Wendy's to keep from getting too excited.

Matt Williams is back! FOR ONE EPISODE ONLY! The Matts went to a dog event in a park like a couple of good boys, Australia's wildfires are catching heat on Aussie World Star, Stephen does a show with Vomit Sawdust and Banjoe Steve, David makes a startling discovery about headwear, Matty follows up about his car accident, and we finally civilize political discourse.

Stephen is amazed how quickly you can print up memorial shirts, Stephen and Matt Carter do comedy at a TGIFridays knockoff, Louis CK follows his second passion, Matt explains what it means to be a good host, and we're all tired of memes on stage. I mean, Karen wants to speak to the manager and that white guy named Kyle loves Monster energy and punching walls! IT'S SOOOOOO ZANY! 

Davey reminisces about pranking punks at the mechanic shop, Matt Carter busts chops in the kitchen, Stephen sees an old white guy with cornrows, the guys learn what it means to get pigeon holed, Matt hates magicians as much as David loves "Dear God", Gasparilla packs out the hospital, and Hannibal Lecter buys the farm.

David hates cooters, Matt Williams calls in to defend Apu being forcibly retired, David gets stereotyped like usual, Stephen feels bad for people who are devoted to radio, Matt Carter performs clean for the Lord, and Stephen teaches us all about how the good book has some wild stuff in it and how Calvinists don't just love plush tigers.

Davey compares the finer points of Coheed and Cambria and Rush, Matt Carter blisses out on vomiting, Matt and Stephen are miserable, old men, Matt can't stand the weed culture, Ruby Tuesday has had it too good for too long, and Ricky Gervais upsets people by upsetting other people but those other people aren't really upset because, really, he's just parroting what everyone else says anyway, right? How many levels of post-modern ironic BS can we go down? Find out on this tantalizing episode of How to Die Alone!

We have a very special guest this week, rising force in Tampa comedy, Farzin Moradi. We're talking about the imminent war in Iran, Matt explains how a joke is shockingly just a joke, David thinks middle eastern and Indian people love brass instruments, Matt isn't allowed to pay for anything in the Philippines, and Farzin's dad is the victim of a hate crime. 

On this week's installment of the How to Die Alone saga, we talk about how no one likes warm beer, Matt takes a stand against Guinness rubbed ribs, we explain how TripAdvisor misses the important details, Stephen drafts his fantasy economist team, and Matt talks about his days as a Dune character.

In this week's episode, we answer the age old questions "Do the people who like Star Wars really like Star Wars?", "Why was Cosby so concerned with saggy pants?", "Is Anthony Bourdain basically Jesus for his charitable work in educating Americans?", "How many kids did Indiana Jones trick into getting into fridges?", and, of course, "Why don't dating apps have rating systems?"