How To Die Alone

This week, we're talking with one of the funniest comedians in the midwest, Mike Baldwin! On this episode: -Matt Carter rocks a captain's hat -Emmys presenters in Hazmat suits -Amanda's germophobe friend is ready for the virus -Mike Baldwin was tricked by "Tiger King" -Carter explains how COVID can't get us if we can't see it -We reminisce about how effective non-smoking sections were -Matt Williams breaks down the science of the cilantro gene -Matt Williams and Mike Baldwin talk about getting to work with AGT darling, Ryan Niemiller -Mike Baldwin explains how it feels to do Zoom comedy -Mike Baldwin is too lazy for a dog, and Amanda the intern's dog makes a mess of a wall -And, most importantly, Mike Baldwin's apparently immune to illness

On this week's episode: -The Matts go to Disney World (not together) -Matty meets some characters while socially distanced -Matt Carter meets space Nazis while freaking out -Matty, Carter, and Stephen watched "Class Action Park" -Carter gets pulled over while go karting -Stephen finds a house with a tasteful mural on it.  -We discover the majesty of the "Flippity Fish" -A group of QAnon people have killer merch at a show Stephen did -Stephen's mail-in ballot gives him an identity crisis -And a British teacher's husband gets shamed in court proceedings.

On this week's episode: -Matt Williams receives a phantom paycheck -Stephen gets an adorable little bonus -We explore the history of the coindozer -Amanda finds a baby bird Uber story in the news and shares animal facts -Matt Williams learns how to break a dogtag and interrogate with Simpsons quotes -David shows off how deep the Nic Cage catalog goes -We got Nintendo's hot new game - Super Bario Brothers -David has a beef with people stealing animal rescue valor -Matt Williams's cat uses his toilet as an above ground pool -We discuss the Amber Heard BM attack on Johnny Depp -and we ask our audience to submit drawings of David wiping his big ol' bear bottom for a contest.

On this previously unreleased episode, David disappears and we mourn the loss of the bear, Amanda's favorite punk band is the Killers, a comic gets drafted at an open mic and another one sneaks in some 'gac, we discuss the terrifying tales of Chris D'Elia's DMs, David can't stand the first timers "it's my first time" standard joke, Stephen and Carter hate on some garbage specials, David explains what it is to simp, Matt Carter tries to fight a roommate over a leaf dispute and adamantly refutes the dissertation of Dr. Disrespect.

On this week's episode, we're talking about our love of spicy water, '90s bands headlining a bike festival, Stephen sees a casual pipe smoker in the wild, Matt William's mom keeps her mouth fresh with Dentyne Ice, Stephen's old roommate loves commercials, Matt Carter analyzes John Krasinski's oeuvre, Davey doesn't even feel like the smartest dart player, and Matt Carter's childhood bully meets a tragic end.

On this week's episode, Matt Carter has the worst handyman come to fix his water closet, Post Malone has his own rosé, Stephen moonlights an HVAC repairman, Matt Williams's kitty cat makes a cameo, Stephen and Matty both used to foam up the lattes, Stephen loved the disaster of "Deadliest Catch", Stephen's handyman never needs to go to Bed Bath and Beyond, David drops knowledge about 80s buddy cop movies, Matt Carter does a pitch perfect impression of John Mayer, and we're all tired of wedding rituals.

This week, we're talking about elective thumb surgery, discussing our new weekly web video series Topical Depression, Matt Carter cooks his pants and opens a comedy barge, Matt Carter and David Wayne destroy the stigma of trailer living, Mike Tyson fights sharks to prove a point to himself, the Wahlbergs get diagnosed with a novel developmental disability, David Wayne stands up for Andrew Barrymore's honor, and Amanda the intern gets easily the worst compliment ever.

On this week's episode, we're joined by the late Danny Smyth from the Abortion Twins! We're talking about all things punk rock, our pets, the dangers of performing live in the time of COVID, updated cookie names, how to smoke a brownie, and how the rumors of Danny's death are greatly exaggerated.

We're pitching a hot new sitcom starring Matt Williams and Matt Carter, Stephen's car suffers a horrible fate, Matt Carter works on gains from energy drinks, Matt Williams gets inboxed about conspiracy theories, and we all turn old school hiphop into a memorial to a fallen hero.

This week, from the Johnny B Show, we're talking with Johnny B! We're discussing barbecue, where to get the best Coke, the dangers of calling legumes by their name, Johnny pitches a mobile comedy show, and Johnny explains how Roger Stone should be in jail for fashion crimes alone. 

For our first video episode, we're trying to win a Peabody, Matt Williams chugs berries down his over muscled throat, Matt Carter becomes Jackson Galaxy and also has to save his pupper's life, Amanda gets mauled by her animals, Mr. Pickles has a vendetta against BICs pens, Stephen hates being on camera, and David won't let go of his newsboy hat.

This week, Amanda the intern becomes a findom, David is hungover from hanging out with a big boy comic, we teach David about poppers and he comes up with his own smelling sauce, Matt Williams thinks mammals lay eggs, we're all up on some bad mic technique, we talk about going to amusement arcades for birthday parties, Stephen's cat tries to attack squirrels through glass, Shoe Carnival doesn't employee carnies, David thanks the chefs at Golden Corral, and we're promoting finger gun safety.

David's got a pretzel plate and he's reverse engineering Dr. Pepper, David and Amanda go on "Open Mike Live" (R.I.P.), Aerosmith reshoots the "Crazy" video, Amanda teaches us about Chinese drywall, David gets a spicy dose of reality in riot control, David and Carter plan to a trip to the disc golf links, Matt Williams is probably doing porn, and comedy is COVID-tastic because laughter is CONTAGIOUS!! OK, not that.

There's an asteroid whizzing past earth and celebrities have to step up, Davey isn't impressed by the liberty bell, Philly is a grease trap, a general store owner stereotypes fishermen, the intern's cat has a powerful meow, we get heated debating boiled peanuts, Stephen disgusts an office by bringing in a vegan dish, Davey and Matt Carter have some bones to pick about eating chicken, we're talking about how hard the D.A.R.E. program failed us, and Davey wants y'all to start emailing us.

Matt Williams gets lost on his stationary bike, we're talking dab bods, Stephen's ex's dog has a drinking problem and his new dog needs anxiety drugs, the intern practices dog law, Freddie Mercury is always a hop, skip, and a jump away, David and Matt Carter get back on the comedy horse, we're talking gats, and David loved Axl Rose in "Beverly Hills Cop".

This week, we're talking about how snakes are inexpensive gerbil busy tubes, guinea pigs get politically correct, Matt Carter used to have mutton chops, Matt Williams and the intern go kayaking upstream, David blows out his knees trying to skank and starts his amateur wrasslin' career, Matty and the intern get tricked by a cooler, Davey learns why silicon makes for terrible implants, and the intern helps us get oriented.

Matt Williams and the intern attempt to kayak and get prank'd, we discuss how Yoo Hoo isn't chocolate milk, Davey becomes a bonafide voice actor, Matt Carter goes ham on some corndogs, we talk about the rise and fall of Souplantation, Davey takes on the Olive Garden challenge, Matt Williams swallows a Peloton seat the hard way, Davey addresses his cough drop addiction, Stephen is annoyed at Mac Pro wheels and people turning Starbucks into their office, and David starts his own cult.

David joins a bluegrass band, Matt Williams quits his job within one barking mad shift, 4chan is a dating site for people no one should date, Stephen pitches a new patriotic toy, people get real comfortable saying Karen, a Daytona high school graduation demonstrates their drive, and David apparently doesn't care how Matt Carter's doing.

Davey starts the episode by almost falling out of his chair, Matt Carter and Matt Williams debate Dunkaroo strategies, Stephen refuses an offer of an Italian scholarship, Davey realizes he looks like Dom DeLuise and also loves hitting frogs with mallets, we're talking about candy that got kids ready for drugs, Amanda hates apple sauce because that's where they hid the pills, Matt Carter is a patron of the cinema, Davey starts an OnlyFans to raise some hunny and learns about Biden's run in with Corn Pop, and the Dunk Nazis take on their rivals in a game of hoops.

Stephen and David remote into the mainframe for work, nobody writes anything no more, Matt Carter can't get hard for 5G and he gets nose stigmata, Stephen's got a bad head, St. Pete is the danger zone, and now we're a video game podcast, apparently.