Hangin With Old Lew *the Podcast

We discuss: Being broke AF at 50 when everybody else thinks you're rich, gladly pay you tomorrow for a cheeseburger today, Caitline Clark's record breaking career, Take that, Nancy Pelosi, Give Reggie Bush back his Heisman, Dehumanizing Palestinians, Buying that big house means you have to keep it clean, Monarch Butterflies need to choose wisely and Look at me look cool in slow-mo while this music is playing.

We talk: let's go bowling dude, nothing good happens after 10pm at the club, switching up our paranoias, Israel is fucking up, the 42 year old gradma with a belly ring, homesteading, resiliency, Dan Quayle vs Kamla Harris, it isn't a cheeseburger without bacon, don't blame me I voted for Jill Stein twice, we battle through interruptions, review 2023 and make predictions for 2024.

We talk: Being hated by your family; constant, psychotic war; Catholic vs Protestant whisky; Bud Light is made by Bill Gates, nobody wants to go to the Playoffs, Waygu, women steal and not just hearts. 

We talk removing Daryl Hannah's butt, the 49ers lose, Resident Evil in VR, Horse shoe shaped houses and cargo containers full of weed and we try and stretch the episode until my wife comes home from Walmart.

We talk coughing so hard phlem shoots out of your face, Happy Hanukkah, Born in East LA, getting stuck in the snow, World Cup, Die Hard death count, a Glock is basically recycled plastic and Joshua is sick AF.

We talk Liver King, Wakanda Forever, FTX, Matt Tiabi, how to get away with anything, disgusting beer choices, deleting Tweets, try not to passout cause you might die of embarassment. 

We talk, the election, Joe Biden, send that shit to Ghana, Ye, South Dakota just says no, WhooAnon and riding strapped to Trader Joes.

We talk screaming at tornados, kid memories, Mom's Day, beating Noah's ass, watering cans vs hoses, Will and Jada, Honey Do List, and Joshua drank way too much coffee before the show.

We discuss, Will Smith doesn't have to swear to sell records, Unserious people running the country, Beef Supreme Court, Ant-Racist Gender Neutral Babies, People don't know what "literally" actually means, Bombs continue to fall, and Old Lew's gotta go.

We discuss Daylight Savings, Tamale Lady, Spotify won't like this one either, Toting guns and misinformation, Rendering pork fat, 1997 Buick LeSabres, Gas, Grass or Ass, Hippies tying puppies to busses and for a few hours we forget about the war.

We discuss, Stop sharing propaganda please, Cain Velasquez, Republicans buy sneakers too, Ukraine and are we really talking about a racist border guard while bombs are falling, Kennedy's Magic Bullet, No Fly Zones, We've seen this movie before - again, Express yourself and Old Lew loses his phone.

We discuss: Randy Johnson's pigeon, Cancel Culture, Canadian Truckers, You don't have freedoms you have leeway, opting out of Black history, Whack-a-Mole, Which side of the bread does peanut butter go on and after the show Joshua has to supervise boo-boo patrol.

We discuss: Spotify, Tupac and Tabitha Soren, taking the power out of words, free food, hospital bills, fuck the LA Rams, Canada's truckers, My Own Private Idaho, Old Lew says a certain word a bunch and Joe Rogan.

We talk Go Niners, this is why people hate Californians, what pill is this? lips like cracklin, an only child is weird, unofficial mosquito sirens, reggae doesn't exist in the Midwest, indoor ducks and god's plan is for you to be an organ donor.

We talk about Ghislaine Maxwell trial - the elites are safe!, taking your temperature in Celsius, Down and to the Left, First You Get the Money..., where's my sleeping bag, nostalgic San Francisco food, Old Lew is not a light bulb taker, abandoned amusement parks, Portland still sucks, mother of the bride and Joshua worries about frozen water pipes. 

We talk Joshua rolls on 22s, Go Root for the Jets, New Years Resolutions, 70% of Americans are fat, Easy-E documentary, the Drone-In-Chief, and we watch the 2006 Miami and FIU bench clearing brawl.

We are back in person and talk vax cards look fake AF, Free Tibet or Not, everything works out ok, misogynist trout, the left doesn't respect you as a person, The Dude Does not Abide, what kind of asshole wears camo? famous last words, requirements for a ride or die, Fuck the Cowboys and Old Lew gets up and gets Joshua a beer.

We talk Alec Baldwin, Kyle Rittenhouse, the gun must always go off, There's a Black Guy Running Down the Street, the guy who mowed people down is inconvenient, Ray Epps, Sophie's Choice, Joshua's man bun crush and the videos YouTube seems to think we like. 

We talk Kyrie Irving and the insufferable NBA, Jon Gruden, Let's Go Brandon means the media lies to your face, Old Lew's proctologist, My Body My Choice, the dumber version of CNN, when did progressives become corporatists, America runs on small businesses and the state of the legal cannabis market looks terrible.

We're back! We talk Missing White Woman Syndrome, healthcare is a right, but not for the unvaxxed, Australia is a prison colony, YouTube's stupid new rules about "misinformation," 20 years after 9/11- what has happened to us and Old Lew talks about becoming an empty nester.