Spilled Milk

Forget Rocky vs Bullwinkle. This is the showdown we've all been waiting for! Today we embark on a skinless tasting and proceed to make things way more complicated than they need to be. Secret envelopes may be involved. Whispering fruits definitely make an appearance. But, no antlers were harmed in the making of this episode so don't write to us! Links:NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! - YouTubeEverything is Alive

Grab your one euro logs and a sword, because today we are talking about Leeks. We learn about Matthew's unit price obsession and Molly's counter top sludge as we discuss the merits of this melting allium. Things will get dirty. Links:Leiningen Versus the Ants27 Leek Recipes That Are Like, 'Onions Who?' | Bon AppetitDinner, with a garden and lilies | OrangetteFixing a Leek | Bon AppetitDinner: Changing the Game by Melissa Clark Now & Again: Go-To Recipes, Inspired Menus + Endless Ideas for Reinventing Leftovers by Julia TurshenSmall Victories: Recipes, Advice + Hundreds of Ideas for Home Cooking Triumphs by Julia Turshen Tickets for our 10/13 Live Show at ReThink Cold Brew Cafe sponsored by Kahlua

Pour a glass of Kahlúa and put on a sweater, we're going on a field trip! Today we discuss the slow passage of time, fashion cycles and snapchat suspicions as we sip on Espresso Martinis. We discover America's Last Top Model and which host is a ding-a-ling while coming up with some million dollar inventions. Bartender Mittens anyone!? This episode is sponsored by Kahlúa. Please drink responsibly. Links:RSVP here for Spilled Milk live show at rethink Cold Brew Cafe Sponsored by Kahlúa Kahlúa Espresso Martini Drink Recipe - KahlúaKahlúa Irish Cold Brew Martini Drink Recipe - Kahlúa

This week, we dive into boxes of Movie Candy while Matthew chickens out. Our intrepid hosts suffer bruised tongues and Red Vine abuse while chatting crushes, clammy hands and sexy librarians. Producer Abby strikes again!

Trichomes, botany and provocative questions must mean we are talking about some very special stone fruit. Nectarines, though clingy and aged, are yummy and dominate. Just our type. Links:Punnett square - WikipediaThe Difference Between Freestone and Clingstone Peaches | KitchnOranges: John McPhee

This week we are a podcast for listening as we discuss Shokupan, the eraserbread. Bread cheeks, heels and ears all make an appearance along with some star making reenactments. Finally, we uncover a secret pastry brush obsession so be sure to swipe right. Links:Japanese Milk Bread | Ayako & FamilyPop Ups — Kamonegi

Today we go way down Memory Lane Rabbit Hole and end up at The Junior League as we eat the Jello Cake of Molly's childhood. We encounter Mr Bob and High Maintenance as we confront illusions of pudding and compatible superlatives. Limit: One duck per person. Links:Become a subscriber!Rainbow Layer Cake - Kraft RecipesCan I Use Jello In A Cake Mix? - CakeCentral.com

This was all Producer Abby's idea. Unless you hate this episode, in which case she had nothing to do with it and actually advised against it. Let it be known that Margaritas may cause excessive licking, splinter injuries and are essential to the game "Dumb or Just Sad?". Links:The Best Tequila for a Margarita | Serious EatsThe Thirst-Quenching History of the MargaritaThe History and Science of Frozen Slushie Cocktails | Serious EatsYou Are a Badass: How to Stop Doubting Your Greatness and Start Living an Awesome Life You win | Orangette

Today we taste Ice Cream Cones and immediately become lunge feeders. Dive deep with us for some teaching moments as we tackle cone fears, scotch drops and nature's napkin. It takes some tongue coaxing but eventually blowing agents get their say. Links:A Community for Naturalists · iNaturalist.org

Today, Matthew shocks and Molly rants as we discover too much of a good thing can be hazardous. We attempt to make meaningful contributions to society as we ponder murderous organs and sneaky nutritional facts. Meanwhile, the dreaded Ice Cream Wall looms ever closer. Links:The Family That Built an Empire of Pain | The New YorkerCaps for Sale: A Tale of a Peddler Some Monkeys and Their Monkey Business: Esphyr Slobodkina: 9780064431439: Amazon.com: BooksThe Case for Free Admission | The New Yorker

Hey bae, we need a lot of help today. We learn the merits of abbreviations as we discuss that descendant of the club sandwich, the BLT. Topics such as tomato baths and mayonnaise glops are fair game as well as silver foxes and lonely bears.

We take a long meandering journey down Memory Lane as we discuss Refried Beans and measure coolness levels with Scorn and Envy. We learn the perils of "yes-anding" and hiking while high as worlds collide and Molly's real name is revealed. Links:The Best Refried Beans Recipe | SAVEUR

Welcome to The Nordic Connection, where we bed and incubate bressert with the help of Molly's tour guide "skills". While discussing Cinnamon Roll anatomy, sugar lumps and student waiters, we come to some surprising conclusions in order to crown the Master of the Yeasted Dough. Links:hagabullar - Google Searchkorvapuusti - Google SearchThe Trouble with Yeast | Bon AppetitQuick cinnamon buns from 'Cook's Illustrated' Homemade Cinnamon Rolls {Plus the MUST-HAVE secret ingredient!}

Today we skip the dip and dive straight into Hypothetical Vegetable Grammar with a side of dusty radishes. We get philosophical and sporty while Molly's patience wears thin, Matthew invents a new job and a long lost friend returns.

Welcome to language hour where we encounter some funky Dad stuff, Matthew's secret pottery dreams and Good King Henry. Our vocabulary is off the charts as we discuss the morbid dessert paste Halva while coming up with some all purpose insults. Just don't call us chubby cowards! Links:Halvah - Marble by Russ & Daughters - GoldbelyBig John's PFI Specialty Imported Food Products

Today we dive into danger with that classic conversation starter, Corn on the Cob. We are still in the milk stage as we fight against the Niblet Nabber with butter pats and Silver Spoons. But wait! The dreaded Butter Boy makes an appearance and all we have are cobshanks! Links:Childish Gambino - This Is America Spilled Milk: Episode 21: Corn off the CobButter Boy® Corn Butterer Foolproof Boiled Corn | Cook's IllustratedGrilled Mexican Street Corn (Elotes) Recipe | Serious Eats

Today we devour that stone cold classic, de-emulsed edible spackle also known as Cool Whip. Pre-funk with us as we Co-host Greatly to decide if this deserves the highest of Spilled Milk honors, until a secret is revealed that could threaten the future of the show. Links:FamilyGreatlyUrban Dictionary: Pre-funk

Today we are a couple of hot dishes talking starchy binders and gloopy soups. We discover Molly's lack of hospitality skills and a cute attempt at quiz making while discussing the Blanket and Funeral Casseroles that lurk on the horizon. Links:Meat Doria ドリア • Just One CookbookCookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price Oasis: MTV Uncensored [MTV Unplugged 1996]Madonna - Papa Don't Preach Tuna Noodle Casserole Recipe

Today we embrace the stillness and immediately a fight breaks out. Using panda voices and pH levels, we consume multitudes to find hydration you can feel and amusement you can hear. Thanks again to Mr. Nobody for making this episode possible. Links:Almost Famous (2000) - IMDbZen Shorts Monchhichi - WikipediaStillwater, Oklahoma - Wikipedia

Today our topic is the Dutch Baby, though you'd be forgiven for forgetting that once we get started. This episode is overflowing with nonsense: indecent proposals, minivans of children and celestial masterpieces are just the beginning. Be sure to stick around for Matthew's Hot Tips, where surprisingly useful information is communicated. Links:9 am Sunday: butter and babies | OrangetteHalley's Comet - Wikipedia