Breakfast With The Beak

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Sinopsis

A discussion of virtually everything

Episodios

  • Episode 18: Brain Freeze

    24/07/2011

    Our apartment has been hot as fuck this week, but we’ve got a topic to beat the proverbial heat! Can we unlock the mysteries of brain freeze? Are we one frozen beverage away from being able to carry on a civil conversation? Do Japanese girl bands really sing about banana chips? Is Tim Pawlenty an […]

  • Episode 17: Douchebaggery

    17/07/2011

    The world is full of douchebags, and we’re going to find out why. How are we going to do that? The same way we always do: by asking a lot of questions, then getting distracted. What do we mean when we call someone a douchebag? What does Sarah Palin have in common with Viserys Targaryen? […]

  • Episode 16: Nikola Tesla

    10/07/2011

    It’s July 10, and that means it’s the birthday of history’s most badass inventor: Nikola Tesla. Whether he was perfecting his crow-hunting technique or soaring above the clouds in a flying machine that he conveniently forgot to take any picture of, Tesla set an example we should all follow, except for the part where Edison […]

  • Episode 15: Qatar

    03/07/2011

    Things get off to a rough start this week, thanks to some… confusion regarding my sidekick. Eventually we got it all worked out and really tried to talk about Qatar, but then someone mentioned penguins and it all sort of went to hell from there. Dude. Have you seen a penguin? They’re great! Subscribe via […]

  • Episode 14: Grad School

    26/06/2011

    This week, we present a public service announcement on the dangers of grad school. Will you find enlightenment and intellectual stimulation, or will you just divide your time between asking your parents for money and asking your professors for money? We’re still not sure, because we got distracted by the blinding blandness of Tim Pawlenty. […]

  • Episode 13: DOUBLE TOPIC DAY!

    19/06/2011

    Yes, you read that right! Thanks to the trickery of an exceedingly clever fan, we’re executing the legendary 2x Topic Combo, and you good folks get to witness it. And why stop at the official topics? Let’s talk about sandworms! Or Mr. Belding! Or crazy Schroedinger time machines, which I swear will make sense in […]

  • Episode 12: Graffiti

    12/06/2011

    This week, we’ve been called upon to discuss the fine art of graffiti. And we’re ready, whether that means drawing a mustache on a national landmark or accepting an Oscar in a gorilla mask. Also, we somehow get on the subject of bad music. I don’t know. Just listen to it. There’s a puppet show. […]

  • Episode 11: Television

    05/06/2011

    You asked us to talk about television. As in, all of it. And damn it, we tried. We also talked about Mrs. Butterworth, robot doppelgangers, and all the reasons Jeff Goldblum needs to get a houseboat and start solving mysteries. And why the hell not? Most of that stuff would totally work as a show. […]

  • Episode 10: Squirrels: Mercenaries of Darkness

    29/05/2011

    Oh, that’s right. A topic so terrifying, we needed two colons in the title. Have we stumbled upon the greatest conspiracy of our age, or does it only exist in the fevered imagination of the listener who suggested this topic? We unravel the mysteries of exploding trees, rodent hallucinogens, and the finest, most exclusive cashews […]

  • Episode 9: Rapture Countdown

    21/05/2011

    No sense waiting for breakfast this week, because there may not be a world to eat breakfast in. We’re counting down to the Rapture, and you’re invited to listen in. Will the righteous be swept up to heaven? Will we be able to survive in the post-apocalyptic hellscape which surely awaits us? Will the cats […]

  • Episode 8: Bits of Wire…

    15/05/2011

    This week, we get a topic that we don’t exactly understand, but we’re determined to make the best of it. So if you’re a fan of puppetry, cereal mascots, or space travel, you’ll find something to like. And if you like horses and horse-themed beverages, you’re in for a real treat. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe […]

  • Episode 7: Teenagers

    08/05/2011

    In our latest episode, we figure out just what is wrong with these damn teenagers today. Our findings are inconclusive at best, but we’re pretty sure it has something to do with everything being way less convenient when we were young. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe via iTunes Download MP3 Suggest a topic

  • Episode 6: Webcomics

    01/05/2011

    This week, we dive headfirst into the world of webcomics and struggle to find some kind words for the format. Along the way, we dress pigeons in little janitor uniforms, spend some time on the holodeck with Blondie and Dagwood, and battle hordes of Breakfast with the Beak groupies. As usual, it will make more […]

  • Episode 5: Summer Activities

    24/04/2011

    In our latest episode, we shorten a needlessly long topic and wind up talking about all manner of summer fun. Along the way, we encounter an ocean full of abominations, croquet mallets raised in anger, snow-baseball, and the purest moment of joy that Johnny Goodtimes has ever known. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe via iTunes Download […]

  • Episode 4: The Philosophy of Video Games

    17/04/2011

    In this installment of Breakfast with the Beak, we take on what is arguably the greatest topic of all time: the philosophy of video games.? Join us in a wonderful universe where stealing from townspeople is encouraged, Dr. Wily will never compromise his artistic vision, and ninjas are able to deal with even the most […]

  • Episode 3: “Oh My God, What’s Wrong With Your Face?”

    10/04/2011

    This week on Breakfast with the Beak, we answer one of history’s most enduring questions, “Oh my god, what’s wrong with your face?” As it turns out, the answer involves a secret cabal of warlocks, Jedi knights, and Pokemon masters at CNN. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe via iTunes Download MP3

  • Episode 2: Things That Are Green

    03/04/2011

    In this week’s episode, we take on an impossibly broad topic: things that are green. Along the way, we’ll teach you everything you need to know about chlorophyll, Applefingers, fish farms, and the Great Rat-Octopus Wars of Ten Million A.D. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe via iTunes Download MP3

  • Episode 1: The Russian Space Program

    27/03/2011

    Our podcast officially premieres with a discussion of the Russian space program, which quickly deteriorates into a lengthy summary of the Blue Lagoon franchise. Learn all about the Sputnik Show, space-Viking funerals, and Eddie Murphy’s inevitable career in Martian cinema. And although we forgot to mention it in the podcast itself, our theme song is […]

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